Shipping (poem)

A ballad- by Silas Miller

I've been shipped thousands of times
I can't make this stupid song rhyme
It seems as though it's a huge waste of time
To be shipped with everyone under the sun!!!
I was shipped with friends
I was shipped with strangers
I've been shipped with most everyone but national park rangers!
People told me that shipping would be fun,
But I've been shipped with everyone under the sun!
I feel like James Bond, a weird ladies man
So I'm fleeing from shipping as fast as I can!
But it seems it catches me no matter how hard I run,
Because I've been shipped with everyone under the sun

See also

• Shipping