Matt

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Matt was Nellie Garrett's soulmate, but is now apparently Xanthe Lewis's sweet-heart. (He is totally not made up)

There has been a recent discovery that Matt is also Chick-Fil-A, since they are both "perfect".

Family[edit | edit source]

He has six brothers: Tom, Ttam, Door Matt, Mattress, Matter, and Mattel.

Matto Groso is the mother of Matt, and Matt Sr. is his father.

Mantell is Matt's aunt.

History[edit | edit source]

Nellie has been asking people to mawwie her, but no one wanted to. This made her very sad, but she kept searching for her true love. Her soulmate came in the perfect form of Matt, the most "perfect" person ever. Soon after their meeting, they planned to get mawwied. Sadly, a few people didn't believe in Matt, and wanted to stop the wedding. Namely, Jacob Grady, Isaiah Martinez, and Timothy Scott. Before the mawwage could happen, Matt was kidnapped by Tim, and put in a fridge. Soon after, the fridge with Matt inside of it mysteriously got moved to a jail. Matt used his one phone call that the jail gives him to tell Nellie that the wedding was off. The three troublemakers celebrated with nukes and flamethrowers. Nellie won't stop believing that Matt will come back, and so she sits, ever waiting for the return of her beloved.

~20 days later

Nellie no longer loves Matt, but Matt doesn't care, he has a new love, Xanthe. There are signs that a mawwiage will soon come, but who knows.