The Ballad of 2013
by Joshua Story
The Ballad of 2013 Is a poem that was written by Joshua Story To commemorate the Organization wars of 2013. It was written in March, 2015.
Being a poem written to convince you to NOT declare war using organizations u_u
In 2013, there was no regret,
As in battle, organizations set,
Pitting mind against mind and will against will,
No one now lingers, but I remember still!
First of all, let us get this straight,
Came there first, 1029 the great,
Joshua Grift was the leader of that,
The largest one, so take off your hat!
Next along was BTDA,
For those who fancied bloon-popping today,
The leader there was Caleb Lungu,
He was allied with Grift, its true!
Next along, in this poem/song,
Was Prospit, founded later along,
By Rachel Sie, who, in a matter of course,
Could only recruit two more! (and a horse)
Next again, was 990
Where they came from, no one knows,
Joshua story founded this,
But it was small, almost missed.
So, we started with a simple four,
Then, suddenly, there were more!
It all started one fateful day,
When 990, ran away!
Not from fear, but with recruitment!
Suddenly, it seemed they had sent
Notices to all the lands,
And gathered thirty six new hands!
Then, in imprudence, it declared war,
Against BTDA, and what’s more,
Prospit helped the 990,
While 1029 joined in too, you know!
Sides were set, them against us,
Then more joined, and caused a fuss,
Camelot, Team X, SSR,
Came and joined the battle thus far!
1029 fought, and 990 spied,
While BTDA with monkeys to hide,
SSR’s snipers, Camelot’s knights,
The stalkers of Spiess went into the night!
So war raged on, and on, until,
All but the two giants were still,
990, and 1029,
Continued battling, as if they were fine!
All this continued, till one fateful day,
When 990, thus carried away,
Conceived a device so dangerously laggy,
It even made Zer0 go energy Savvy!
Too late, they realized their mistake,
and made a peace, alas! Too late!
For 990 had given Zer0 the power,
That fueled him, and started this dark hour.
So, now all you know the reason,
That Zer0 could hide the diamonds this season,
Careful, lest ye make that mistake,
Organizations are fine, but not with so much at stake!
(Ps. this is the first recorded war in NSA, the next war would be the Bunny Chipmunk war in 2018)