Thread Cafes

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A thread cafe is where a NSAer forms a thread and opens a shop. Its standard model is that of a restaurant, often selling NSA lore goods. Business corporations, alliances, and food fights between them sometimes ensue. They also often times have staff to run the restaurant.


Kaylen C is often credited with opening the first one in around 2021, this shop didn't last long, but her second one lasted a few weeks, selling Cookeh, Hooman milkshakes, Jungly Froot, and other wacky NSA goods to paying customers.

Gabe Nelson also got into the fray, after being a regular customer in Kaylen's. He opened his shop, recruited Kaylen as manager, and also offered a wide menu. He was often found sitting in the bar stool area like old time doughnut shops and drinking a hooman milkshake while listening to the conversations around him. To consolidate, he formed the GHF, Gabriel Hooman Foundation, which ran his activities. The GHF also had an administration organization, the GHOB (G-hob, hob as in hobble) which was formed of Gabe, Hallie Griffin, Owen Behrens, and Blake Crosby.

These cafes seem to follow the format of the one Cold Stone Creamery found in FirstClass, abet more teams stylized.