Hooman Milkshake

Ah, the fabled Hooman Milkshake... often offered to newbies just to confuse them.

Hooman Milkshake

A delicious cannibal drink. Only 'safe' way to 'legally' drink the blood of your enemies. Not to be confused with a human milkshake (which is really bad, and literally tastes like dirt [Don't ask how we know]). It was created by Micah Phillips, Jonathan Cooke, and Rachel Jacobsen. It is made from Hooman, not human, and definately not NSA newbies (NO SIR......we would never do that). The Milkshake is a popular item in the Thread cafes. Interesting how the same people always order them.......... Are known to be highly addictive.

Hooman Milkshakes! - A Poem written by the great NSA poet Evelyn Nguyen

Wonderfully delicious to those with some issues
Or a delightful affinity for cannibalism.
Milk isn’t present, so allergists, don’t fear!
Hooman blood that’s been whipped
Like a cup of good cheer.

If the thought makes you pale,
Avoid the crowding craze
Buying out Mcdonalds
In less than one day.

They sip and slurp
Until they quench their thirst.
Drinking milkshakes
Until their stomachs might burst.

So go get some!
Just a taste, you should try it,
Who knows?
You might hate it or actually like it,
In the case that you don’t,
Well...someone else might snipe it.