Beanut Putter
Beanut Putter is a dangerous food substance, to be used with caution.
Beanut Putter[edit | edit source]
Beanut putter is a food from the land of magik. Originally created by students Brooke Foster and Ethan Gyunn, beanut putter has the consistency of concrete and just a single spoonful can be harmful. As the legend goes, Spencer Stout once ate some beanut putter and almost drowned (reasons unknown).
If ingested, beanut putter can cause a person to be speechless, only able to communicate in a series of grunts and groans. Allow me to demonstrate...
eats a small spoonful of beanut putter Mmph, MMM?! Mm mMmmph Mmph MmPh. Mm, mmph mMr mm MmMmmph?
(translation: There, see?! I can't say anything. Now, is there an antidote?)
*takes a drink of Magik milk*
Yes, the only known antidote for beanut putter is a glass of Magik milk. The magikal properties of this milk can be explained in its own article, but it is the only thing powerful enough to dissolve the beanut putter.
Beanut putter can commonly be found in the Hand Me That Stick! channel, where it is often used as a method to silence those causing those nasty cave-ins.