Pole, the Tyrant

A certain pole who brings bad luck, instead of good.

Pole, the Tyrant

The Poles are a mighty race of straight and strong beings who live in Poleland (not to be confused with Poland), just north of us. It has been said that if you run into a Pole you are blessed and will live a good life. (Same rule applies if someone hits you with a Pole). Just be sure that you do not run into the Tyrant Pole. The Tyrant Pole was a very bad Pole that was bent, not straight. He once took over Poleland and that time in history is called the Age of Bentness. He had a huge army of bent Poles that he had dented and bent to become his army of minions to help him rule. If you run into the Tyrant Pole, you might just survive, however, if the Tyrant Pole runs into you, (or someone hits you with it), you are cursed forever and will die a horrible and painful death. The Tyrant Pole was dethroned about a thousand years ago, but he's still around, lurking in corners and running into people. So watch out, the Tyrant Pole is always there and he is always waiting for a chance to strike.