Kinkajous

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Yes, they exist. The sworn enemies of porkypines have been protecting the human race for generations, based in the Amazon Jungle. The young kinkajous are trained vigorously in a military program specifically catering to porkypine resistance. By nature, the kinkajous are good, and thus will not err on the side of peace with their crafty foes. Each kinkajou is equipped with a ninja sword, a bazooka, and incredible wit. Their leader is known to humans as Dunky Juhe, the cutest little army commander that anyone has ever laid eyes upon. Anyone who's seen cuter was quickly destroyed. Do NOT let Juhe's adorableness deceive you: he is a fearsome warrior, capable of defending single-handedly against an army of porkypines. His favorite juice is orange jungleyfroot.

diagram of a kinkajou
diagram of a kinkajou
image of a kinkajou
image of a kinkajou

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