Dorkamasoarases

Dorkamasoarases are magical humans which magically survived the borpocalypse of NSAy 98-99. They lived, hidden in their houses, hidden away from the rest of the world which had been boredified. As time went on, they had to be exposed to the world, and slowly, they became extinct, as the rest of the boredified people in the world made them boring. It took the strongest dorkamasoarases to stand strong against the boredness that had taken over their fellow humans. However, there weren't many, and more and more were being boredified. Eventually, there was only one dorkamasoaras left.

Or, so we NSAer's thought.

One day, we met another dorkamasoaras, and together, these two and Hallie Griffin plotted to un-boredify their fellow dorkamasoarases who had fallen to boredom and attempt to make the other humans and NSA students dorkamasoarases as well. They are still a rare breed of humans, but the two last dorkamasoarases have been successful in their plans, and the dorkamasoarases are growing by the day.

How to know if you met one: Dorkamasoarases are very quiet about being dorkamasoarases of course. They often are thought of as crazy dorks who don't get enough sleep (As said by Hallie Griffin). If you have ever met someone who seemed a bit unusually interesting, wild, and dork-ish, you have most likely met a dorkamasoaras.