Wonky Dave

Wonky Dave, (whose legal name is David Manumaleuga) is a distant cousin of Otto. He enjoys similar activities, namely - confusing people's text messages. However, he approaches this goal a different way.... While Otto sneakily changes words the second before they are sent, Wonky Dave is much less subtle, mostly relying on sleep deprivation, and the desire of his victim to send messages quickly, to achieve his goals. Wonky Dave works by coercing his victims into trying to type so fast that what they end up sending is complete and utter balderdash. He often warps messages so much that they cannot be deciphered at all. Thus, he tends to cause less misunderstandings and awkwardness than his cousin. Instead, he just causes confusion, and in extreme cases, uncontrollable laughter. Dave first appeared at NSA on late one night. More specifically, May 27, 2023.