The Coldstone Creamery's Closet
The wonder of this place always has been and always will be. The complete depths of the Closet shall never be discovered and the mystery of its contents will always be sacred.
For those of you who are wondering what the heck I'm talking about, please walk with me down the halls of FirstClass history as we explore the unmappable corridors of the Coldstone's Closet.
The Coldstone creamery is a place located in the Boarding House here on FC where one can bring their friends to hang out, grab a bathtub of ice cream, and (if you're lucky) frolic and play on the waterslide when someone coughPaulcough sets off the fire alarm and gets us all wet. When in the Coldstone, there is never a dull moment, especially when you have a delicious peanut butter ice cream cone in your hand (*allergy alert*).
I myself am the manager of this here Coldstone, as my associate M@ Brungardt was before me. Throughout my years of management, I have seen many a thing, but never one so as peculiar and wondrous as the storage closet at our beloved store. Heaven knows that when we have to go in there for supplies, someone always either gets lost or loses a toe to the sphinx that for some reason decided to nest among the brooms.
I like to think of the Closet as the TARDIS. A living companion that has your best interest at heart, but likes to sass a bit and honestly doesn't know what she's capable of most of the time.
I remember one time a specific MSer decided that she wanted to prove herself and go on an adventure in the Closet. I myself was wary of this idea, but consented because why not? You can't keep the children in the house forever, you know. All that to say, we went on this adventure and encountered many a fearsome creature (though we did steer clear of the Sphinx shivers), as well as a few kind ones. We even met a unipegasus who is now kind enough to supply the store with her ample supply of ice cream poop. ^_^ We eventually didn't find what we were looking for--and NSA Diamond--but we did have a great time. And who knows? Someday someone may be brave enough to venture in again and recover the lost Diamond that I am sure is in there.
So yeah! If you ever decide to take the risk and venture in, just make sure you take Ariadne's advice for the Labyrinth and take a ball of string along with you. Oh! Don't forget about the trap doors either! I think I heard gnome sounds coming from one of those pits the other day. shivers I hate gnomes. <_>
**Taken from October 2017's #SpreadTheGolden Navigator article*
Thread Cafes are often compared to Cold Stone.