SpreadTheGolden 3-28-18

Published March 28, 2018

#SpreadTheGolden

YAAAY WELCOME TO SPREAD THE GOLDEN, WHERE I SPREAD GOLDEN THINGS IN YOUR FACE.

Lol no, but really though. If you're here to stay, prepare for awesomeness and a lot of unprofessionalism. xD #SpreadTheGolden's main purpose is to help educate you, the Student Body, about NSA's past: The Golden Ages. Hopefully this educational broadcast will help "Spread the Golden" back into NSA's contemporary culture and help us stay the amazing and iNSAne school that we are. Basically, it's the world's best and most fun history class.

So, grab your popcorn and a chair, and let's get to this! Just... make sure you don't sit in that chair. *points to the broken desk chair in the corner*

Feledrathin

Ah, dear Fele. She was one of the best villians we ever had, if I do say so myself. Just the right amount of eeevil and mischevious, with a dash of sickly sweet manners. She actually lured me and my brother into her eeevil lair by using an Indian dish called butter chicken and naan @_@ It was delish, but laced with a sleeping drug. We actually don't know much about Feledrathin's background except for the fact that her main goal in life was to get her hands on the Sword of Nobility, but she couldn't do that because only someone of noble heart could pull it out of the sarcophagus that it was encased in. Lucky for me and my innocent Page-ness, I was able to easily remove the sword and forever become Feledrathin's enemy (well I guess that wasn't terribly lucky now that I think about it). After a grand battle we all defeated Feledrathin and her minion baconypines. Feledrathin took over some of our minds and used her evil black smokey powers to make apparations that we had to fight. Then I'm pretty sure that she got all big and started glowing green and that's when all the dragons began to blow fire on her and all the knights used their dragon powers and then I (using the Sword of Nobility) killed her with one fell swoop. So yeah. That's good old Fele. I personally believe that she's still alive somewhere, probably pulling a Voldemort on us or something, but the world may never know U_U For now though, we shall live in peaceful expectancy.

Illathor

Now this guy. This guy is one of my favorites. We dicovered Illathor on the quest to preserve the life of an ancient dragon and rescue a NSA Diamond Diadem from being abused. Illathor is an eviiiil scientist (notice the other variation of evil) who likes to experiment on baconypines, putting sweaters and the like on them while calling them all his children. We never really did figure out what kind of stunts he was pulling with the baconypines, but he did end up capturing Paul and Kassi and used some perverted mind games to study the Knight's ability to morph parts of their body into dragon features for protection. Anyway, in the end Illathor didn't get the Diadem even though we promised it to him because we deemed it too dangerous to be left out of the Castle treasury. Illathor is still a frenemy of the KOTOOMPs though so that's good! He's probably off in his cave now experimenting on some baconypines and plotting how to get into the treasury, but, like Feledrathin, we don't really worry about it and he sends us care packages of marshmallow bacon every once in a while. One time the basket even had a large number nine on the side of it. Strange =P

This article was written by Lady Morgan Raines, KOTOOMP and SC Pres 2017-18.

Thanks for reading, you guys. xD See you next month! =D