Lesser StuCo Member
Student Council Content Creator.
This joke originated in 2023, when Cora Metzger and Jared Lemmon were talking about StuCo things. Cora was president, and Jared was a StuCo Content Creator[1]. This lead to Jared calling himself "The lesser StuCo member," which spawned off into a whole bunch of jokes about Jared being useless (which he isn't). It also combined with NSA family lore - Jared is the middle triplet in the Haagenson family,[2] and this makes him the middle child. We all know that everyone forgets the middle child. So, the joke grew to be that he was the forgotten child and lesser StuCo member, and was also constantly stalked by Grace Ansley, Lydia Novak, and Cora through a weather app. (Jared said that if he started his villain arc, StuCo lesser member would be his number one reason, his middle child-ness would be his middle reason, and the stalking would be his last). To help solve the dilemma of keeping Jared sane, on 3/1/2024, Cora gave him The Seal of Lesser Approval, the apparent offspring of the Seal of Approval. This is now the mascot of the StuCo CCs.
