The Arnold War

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The Arnold War is, as the title says, a war over Arnold (Hannah Robbins).

The Sides

(Side names have not been made, this is just what I could think of off of the top of my head)

Anti-Arnold:

Jacob Grady

Nathan Rexroth


Pro-Arnold

Porter Lewis

Nellie Garrett

Xanthe Lewis

Jenna Guyant?

Maia Coyle

Leading Up to the War

The Grammar Court's first case, Porter v. Arnold, had just begun, and Judge Jacob asked Hannah to her name for the record. She replied, "People call me Arnold Lee Thompson the 3rd." Thus, her persona as Arnold began. (Full information of the court case can be found in the Grammar Court page)

Moving ahead a week or two, we now come to a thread where Porter wanted people to tell her things about herself so she could update the wiki. Hannah started asking about a secret society, and then said "Ooo wait does this mean I finally have a reason to 'get rid' of my brother for reading teams over my shoulder???" Jacob replied "Yes", and then started trying to sell Hannah a brother removal plan. She eventually decided on the Spaceship option, and wanted her brother sent to Mars. Jacob then asked for the location of her house, and Hannah only revealed that it was in Virginia. She later said that it was near the DC area, which left Jacob a lot of land to cover.

Nathan then joined in and hopped into his trusty F-35, asking for orders. Jacob told him "Mass shelling of DC/Virginia area" Nathan loaded up with a full payload, and started on his short journey to bombing the US. Hannah started to run, because she too lived in the DC/Virginia area. Nathan sent his full payload plus bonus missiles, effectively cutting Hannah's life short. Jacob then called Hannah's brother "Yes, you are hiding in Kansas? Good. Yes, Hannah is dead. Thank you, and I hope that you use us again soon." As it turns out, Jacob had gotten payed by the brother to remove Hannah. Little did the brother know, Hannah had payed for the same thing, but against the brother. As such, Nathan went and bombed Kansas two, making Jacob and Nathan get payed for two jobs.

The ghost of Hannah was still active in the thread, and was talking to everyone else, when suddenly, "My name isn't Hannah it's Arnold does that mean I get to live???" She found a loophole to death (The Science Guild needs to experiment more with this) All of the girls in the thread were thrilled. Jacob and Nathan, not so much. They attempted to get rid of Arnold, but the girls (Porter, Nellie, Xanthe, and others) opposed this. Thus, the Arnold War began.