NSA Wiki

This is a wiki where all the crazy parts of NSA lore can be viewed, as well as some poetry and prose written by our very own students. This website is maintained by Owen Behrens.

Do you want to learn about lore, but don't know where to start? Well, how about a Random Page!

Or one of my personal favorite pages: Porkypines.

Maybe you just want to view all of the pages. Well, you can do that here.

Perhaps you want to browse the categories!

If you're a new student, and confused by pretty much eVERYTHING, you should take a look at A Guide to NSA.

If you want to contribute to the wiki, (please do!!!) first read the instructions for contributing. This guide also explains how to create new pages.

NOTICE: As of 1/18/2024, all edits will now be sent to a moderator for approval before they are published. We will try to approve edits as quickly as possible, but it won't be immediate.