NSA Wiki

This is a wiki where all the crazy parts of NSA lore can be viewed, as well as some poetry and prose written by our very own students. This website is maintained by Owen Behrens.

Where to start

Do you want to learn about lore, but don't know where to start? Well, how about a Random Page!

Or one of my personal favorite pages: Porkypines.

Maybe you just want to view all of the pages. Well, you can do that here.

Perhaps you want to browse the categories!

If you're a new student, and confused by pretty much everything, you should take a look at A Guide to NSA.

Finally, if you feel like seeing some of the best humor this school has to offer, check out the NSA Memes u_u

Contributing to the Wiki

If you want to contribute to the wiki, (please do!!!) first read the instructions for contributing. This guide also explains how to create new pages.

Got a Question?

Please first check the FAQ if you are have a question about something.

If you can't find an answer there, you can ask your question in the General Discussion.

Notes, News, and Information

 3/21/24
    ℹ️ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The wiki now has NSA memes; you should check them out! I'll keep adding more, as well.

 2/22/24
    💬 Should the wiki include NSA memes? Vote here. (CLOSED)

 2/14/24
    💬 Hey, I've got a question for everyone who reads the wiki! Please read and answer it here. (CLOSED)

 1/18/24
    ℹ️ From now on, all edits will now be sent to a moderator for approval before they are published. We will try to approve edits as quickly as possible, but it won't be immediate.