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Okay, so I'm sure we all know what a zombie is. Evil green dead humans who can move around and supposedly kill people? Yeah, well it's a little known fact that NSA actually has a strain of zombie that was discovered in some of the adventures of the [[:Category:History|Golden Ages]]. These creatures, zombehs, were not mythical at all, but they were our very own students. If one turned into a zombeh, they would start to act kind of strange (doing all the zombie arm things), though their physical features would remain untouched so that they could blend in to their surrounding human beings (an expert survival tactic). "But Morgan!" you may say. "How will I ever know which of my friends are zombehs and which are not?" Great question! You see, there is one defining trait that a zombeh holds that you can test against your friends. Zombehs cannot, no matter how hard they try, spell the word definitely. They're also experts at misspelling other words, but "definitely" is the test word that you can use to see if they are in fact a zombeh. So! If you see words being misspelled around cyberspace, beware. U_U The interesting thing about zombehs are that one, they aren't found in many adventures. I remember encountering them once as an MS bystander to an [[NaAT|NAAT]] adventure that happened to venture out of the high school Interest Areas. My brother, Joel, who was a [[KOTOOMPs|KOTOOMP]] at the time was being chased by a hoard of zombehs and [[baconypines]] (a horrifying mixture, to be sure). I asked Joel how that specific adventure ended and he said "We won. Duh." (sehr helpful, bro.) Anyway, he also said that an important thing to note is that zombehs are weak to fire. They go up like a bucket of gasoline when you light them, so fire is your #1 weapon - just stay safe and remember to stop, drop, and roll U_U And that's all I got for you about Zombehs, folks! Though one observation that I've had while studying NSA lore is that we like to take normal words and add "eh" to the end and make it a whooooole different thing. [[Cookehs]], zombehs, [[Sticks of Poweh]], what else will we find? =O Synopsis: Make sure you know how to spell or you might just be mistaken for someone else... <nowiki>**</nowiki>Taken from April 2017's [[SpreadTheGolden|#SpreadTheGolden]] Navigator article** [[Category:Characters, Creatures, and Relics]]
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