Editing Cookehs (section)

== Cookeh ==
A cookeh (not to be confused with a cookie) is a small, round baked treat with raw power of awesomeness infused into it. The cookeh is said to be the best tasting thing in the world, and is made with secret ingredients that are safe for people of all cultures.

Caution! If you eat a cookeh in one bite, then you will promptly explode from all the awesomeness built up inside you. The only known antidote is a cookie infused with everything boring, crumbled and scattered over your awesome remains.

The Cookeh, as told by [[Joel Raines]]

No, no, you misunderstand...

This is a cookie:
[[File:Cookie.png|alt=image of a colocate chip cookie|none|thumb|''a regular, plain, old cookie'']]
A cookeh, however, is a magical food object that cannot be accurately portrayed in picture form, but only by text, sparkles, and involuntary noises of satisfaction, such as "Aaaah."

However, if it were in picture form, it would be something like this:
[[File:Cookeh.png|alt=representation of a cookeh|none|thumb|''representation of a cookeh'']]
This is the closest mankind can get to visually representing the cookeh. The cookehs were actually used to feed the Israelites.

Why are the cookehs so special, you ask? Don't. Don't ask. Just eat. Eat, and you will know.

Beware, however, of the cookeh. If you eat one whole, you will explode from the awesomeness. One can only be brought back from death-by-cookeh when their remains are mixed with [[Unawesome Sauce|unawesome sauce]]. Only one has survived.

Now you know. Use this information wisely, and never use a cookeh in aggression towards someone. They are dangerous implements, but they must not be weapons.

Good luck, and good cookehs.